Should you have ever been on an extended road trip or invited to a slumber party or spent a year as an eighth grader, you have likely played “Would You Rather.”
The rules are amazingly easy and universally understood. But on the off-chance you are visiting us from outer space, here’s how the “Would You Rather” game functions: You begin by presenting a predicament of two equally dreadful-looking (or occasionally equally enticing options to the other player. Here’s an example: “Would you rather have sex with a dog and nobody in the entire world knows you did it, or would you rather not have sex with a dog, and everybody in the entire world believes you did it?”
You afterward smirk as the other player wrestles with this kind of impossible scenario. As soon as they decide the things that they consider to be the less awful of two atrocious situations, it is their turn to develop a predicament for you.
The game is a regular section on the Comedy Hit! Hit! podcast. Star guests including Ice-T and Bernie Sanders are asked by host Scott Aukerman to select the things that they believe to be the finest of two horrendous scenarios. These animation edition would you rather questions are nutty and dreadful: “Would you rather eat an entire Christmas tree, or have all of your kids have Jim Carrey’s face from The Grinch tattooed on their chests?” is one question Aukerman posed to comic Patton Oswalt.
The attractiveness of “Would You Rather” is its simplicity. The game needs no advance knowledge and no abilities outside a bit of creativity. But it is just as enjoyable as the people you play with. There’s no denying that the more absurd and sometimes Xrated “Would You Rather” gets, the more fun it becomes.
For a little inspiration, here are some uneasy proposals compiled from Reddit, either.io, and our sick, sick imaginations.
The Animation Edition “Would You Rather” questions
Would you rather develop pounds or be banned from the net for a month?
Would you rather an unrecognizable kid picture of you be the theme of a vicious internet meme (i.e. Ermahgerd Daughter that continues for years, or be the laughingstock of Twitter for a day?
Would you rather inadvertently “like” a two-year-old picture of your significant other’s ex whom you were in the middle of Facebook stalking, or inadvertently send a sext to your mother?
Would you rather be trolled by members of the alt-right or members of Gamergate?
Would you rather have to read every word of the “terms and conditions” when you are prompted to, or need to ask your parents for permission each time you’ve got sex?
Would you rather be a millionaire or live in the universe of Harry Potter?
Would you rather live in the universe of Star Wars or heal a rare form of cancer?
Would you rather be allergic to chocolate or sensitive to smartphones?
Would you rather play Pokmon Go in real life or The Last Guardian in real life?
Would you rather have your Netflix viewing history made public or your Spotify listening history made public?
Would you rather be in a real life edition of The Walking Dead or a real life version of Game of Thrones?
Would you rather be permanently banned from Tinder or be permanently banned from all grocery stores within a -mile radius of where you live?
Would you rather have a hacker swoop in and publicize all the selfies you have taken in the past year (without filters or have your private e-mail hacked?
Would you rather lose the ability to vote in elections or the capability to say anything on social media (including commenting on people’s Facebook posts or enjoying their photographs on Instagram?
Would you rather have the capability to discover why someone you are dating ghosts on you or the capability to see actual ghosts?
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Would you rather lose all of the photographs you have taken on your own smartphone this year or lose all of the publications you own?
Would you rather acquire friends in real life or , followers on Twitter?
Would you rather lose access to a smartphone for a year and get a percentage raise at work or keep your smartphone and the same salary?
Would you rather have the last five photographs on your camera roll appear on a billboard in Times Square or have every unflattering picture you have untagged yourself from on Facebook reappear overnight?
Would you rather be able to select the individual who becomes the next President of the United States or the individual who directs Star Wars: Episode X?
Would you rather be made to drink only pumpkin spice lattes and no other coffee for the remainder of your own life or only LaCroix for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather lose your capability to text or lose your ability to give a high five?
Would you rather sound like Jar-Jar Binks for the remainder of your own life or Siri?
Would you rather lose the capability to utilize GPS for the remainder of your own life or lose the ability to utilize a debit or credit card?
Would you rather don only Sailor Moon outfits for the remainder of your own life or dress like the cast of Hamilton for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather have the capability to see every text which was not sent to you or the skill to see every text that is about you?
Would you rather have naked photographs of you leaked on the net but not seen by anyone you know or inadvertently moon everyone at work during an important meeting?
Would you rather be made to talk like Donald Trump’s Twitter feed for a year or bingewatch every single episode of The Apprentice?
Would you rather have eyes that can film everything or ears that can record everything?
Would you rather be doxed by Anonymous or have your information leaked in a medical insurance supplier hack?
Would you rather have Reddit take up percentage of your day or gag take up percentage of your day?
Would you rather have Trump win the presidential election or have the voice in your head sound like Trump for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather eat the Twitter bird or the World Wildlife Fund panda?
Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a extremely slow internet connection?
Would you rather have a flying car or have Tbps Internet connection?
Would you rather get picked for the Hunger Games or the Triwizard Tournament?
Would you rather get trolled on Twitter by hundreds or get called an offensive name on the road by a stranger?
Would you rather read everything that Kim Kardashian has ever tweeted or be compelled to just use Kimoji for the remainder of your own life?
Would you rather be made to see your friends just once a month or lose Twitter followers each month?
Would you rather have infinite storage space on your iPhone or infinite storage space in real-life?
Would you rather live out the Zola tweet rage in real life or be made to follow DJ Khaled’s advice for a month?
Would you rather have Google search results for your name mistaken with a convicted killer or a famous pornstar?
Would you rather give the remaining part of the web control over your Twitter account or give your mother control over your Tinder account?
Would you rather have every picture on your own phone play as a slideshow for your family or let your grandmother read your text messages with your significant other?
Would you rather be a wildly successful YouTube star who’s inadvertently covered by chan or a uploader everyone honors but no one watches?
Would you rather have the aptitude teleport each single time you fart or cure any wound by shouting at it?
Would you rather have every Tinder match have the capacity to read your other messages or never have the ability to utilize computers or smartphones for dating again?
Would you rather be able to talk to your pet or to those who are dead via Facebook messenger?
Would you rather take a look at your Mother or your Dad’s web history?
Would you rather have man birth control or six weeks of maternity leave for every woman?
Would you rather have dogs or cats permanently banned from your Instagram web feed?
Would you rather sucker punch a Nazi or get into a televised debate with a Nazi contending against their points?
Would you rather have your face be a Snapchat filter every time there’s a full moon or never use emoji again?
Would you rather have a cold three months out of the year or need to see a physician to get viral marketing out of your head?
Would you rather consistently use LOL-speak in real life, even at funerals, or just communicate using a series of emoji that pop up over your head?
Would you rather have your most embarrassing moment got in a GIF which goes viral or face your biggest fear?
Would you rather never have to improve your computer or never have to upgrade your smartphone?
Would you rather have Batman’s abilities, cash, gear, and lifestyle or ending crime around the world for good but be poor and undetected?